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Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker

real hacker: So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* I'm in
real hacker: But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
movie hacker: I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
real hacker: What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
movie hacker: Want me to break into the CIA next?
real hacker: I don't even think you should attempt to...
movie hacker: *types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in

140827 - Jaejoong twitter update

  • It was fun~^^

How does this happen, I lost 4kg.. 
But I ate 5 meals in a day..I think I should eat more
Note: The blue box & writing with ‘표준’ is the column for ‘normal/standard’. 
Basically everything is normal except that he’s lacking in body fat

Source: bornfreeonekiss [One + Two]

Translation: Shinkipeia + KatHeartsJJ

Shared by: DBSKNights




okay but imagine having a house right on the timezone boundary

"bedtime is 11!"

"mom we’re gonna be late!"
"nah, it’s at bathroom 5 not bedroom 5"

"man I only got like 2 hours of sleep!"
"well I got 3, I rolled over the boundary in my sleep"

The best (and worst) part would be trying to figure out what time to watch tv

you broke my brain